Letter to the Editor

Written on January 27, 2009 by

We at Warptubes get a lot of fanmail. Here a particularly interesting one sent in by my new roommate, JD.

Dear Warptubes,

Great blog, I love what you guys do. I keep getting questions about what its like living with the man that is Shaw… Well here is a little glimpse into a day in my life with Shaw.

6:45 – 7:00 AM – Shaw wakes up playing (and singing) Rick Astley at max volume from his room.

7:00 – 7:15 AM – Makes me breakfast in bed… Usually blueberry muffins and fruit rollups.

7:15 – 7:18 AM – We both pledge allegiance to the Texas State Flag and sing the national anthem “All my Exes live in Texas”.

7:18 – 7:45 AM – Shaw shampoos his hair using his Darth Vader no more tears shampoo, and then proceeds to style his hair like Conan O’Brien

7:50 AM – Shaw leaves for work on his Segway.

8:00 AM – 5:00 PM – Work work work (really, I think its his job to come up with new LOST theories)

5:05 PM – Shaw arrives home from work usually finding a sock on the door… He proceeds to get back on his Segway and waste time for about an hour

6:05 PM – Returns home and we eat and play Wii for a few hours before passing out on the couches (separate heterosexual couches).

– JD

Hey JD! That was a little more revealing than I would have liked, but thanks for writing. You did leave out a few details, though. Mostly how I’m awoken at 6:30 by your early morning drumming practice on my door demanding my iPod Touch to play Fieldrunners.

If it happens again, I’m starting the Rick Astley at 5:45am.

– Shaw


3 Responses

  1. Brian Griffin  •  January 27, 2009 @8:24 pm

    I like this Rick Astley’s style!

  2. Tomko  •  January 27, 2009 @11:01 pm

    thank goodness they left out the gruesome details of post “crashing on heterosexual couches” such as candlelit midnight snacks that no one needs to know about

  3. Josh  •  January 28, 2009 @3:00 am

    Why no mention of pop tarts and baby oil?