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Don't look at me!

Written on March 17, 2009 by

Look, Shaw, you’re not getting word one out of me until I see this video extolling the virtues of Harry Potter.

I’m stinkin’ excited!



Video On-Demand 001

Written on December 9, 2008 by

Vote for what you want me to make a video of and post tonight. I will not be accepting any submissions that come in after 5:30 PM.

Here are your choices

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Okay! You asked and here it is!

For reference, here is the actual text of the letter. I found the address I sent it to at a Matthew Fox fansite.

Dear Matthew Fox,

May I call you Jack? I am writing to you as a happily married, heterosexual man who simply needs to profess his love to another man.

I really liked your work in the episode “The Long Con.” You know the part where you were going through Sawyer’s stash and he told you not to take the pills with you? And then, do you remember how you walked away with the pills and Sawyer stared at you so intensely that I thought something was about to burst into flame? That was rad.

Anyhow, maybe you could come visit sometime. I’ll grill up some manly steaks (probably rare), and we’ll eat them and talk about how great it is to be men. Then I’ll tell you some hilarious jokes to entertain you while waiting for my wife to bring out the fresh baked chocolate-chip cookies and tall, frosty glasses of milk. Then we’ll spend the rest of the night talking about if you should be with Kate or Juliet. Personally I think they both lost their chance and you should come stay in my guest room. I’ll put the Nintendo 64 in there so that you don’t get bored.

So I heard you were in the new Speed Racer movie as Racer X. I didn’t watch the new movie because I always thought it was dumb that Racer X’s real name was Rex. But don’t worry, if you come over I’ll act like I never even heard you were in Speed Racer and it’ll be fine.

Please shave for the new season,

P.S. – I’m not crazy

Shaw replied on December 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm

I always suspected you were “man crush”-ing on Matthew Fox. You had almost convinced me you liked Lost because of the compelling storytelling.